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Tyra's avatar

I’m liking this list, but as a 28 year old literally just starting to learn anything about anything, I’m pushing for an early 30s takeoff

Frehley Silvester's avatar

I wish you all the luck in the world šŸŒ

suma's avatar

i think i can get on board with every single take except olives- i fear they will ick me out forever

Nia, off knitting somewhere's avatar

i hate olives but do love tapenade n sometimes, if mixed well enough, they do add the right amount of umami

ellie's avatar

im trying very hard not to be parasocial about this

ayan artan's avatar

the only parasocialism i encourage pertains to me šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

Amani Hope's avatar

you know what, I find people (men) lauding efficiency and hating beauty the most vain of all

ayan artan's avatar

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mary wallace's avatar

Agree with so many of these but heeaavvyyyy on listening to whole albums! I’ve never been much of a playlist person for this reason, I just love hearing the story the artist made for us.

ayan artan's avatar

i watched a video on doechii sequencing alligator bites never heal and it changed my brain chemistry. i feel like reading out of sequence is wild; shouldn't listening be too?!

emma's avatar

i've been wanting to write an essay about ARTPOP for a long time now. i think it presents so many questions about art and who's the "artist" hiding behind it. the phrase "my artpop could mean anything" get stuck in my hand for days sometime, there's so much to say about. she was beyond at that time.

ayan artan's avatar

i NEED ur essay on artpop omg stop commenting and get to work šŸ”«

Avi & Soph's avatar

looking back I wonder how PLL didn't scar me for life lmao

The Amalia Edit's avatar

This felt less like a list of opinions and more like a love letter to curiosity. The willingness to revisit, reconsider and evolve is underrated šŸ¤

ayan artan's avatar

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Brendon Holder's avatar

being able to change your mind is a sign of intelligence :)

ayan artan's avatar

i whisper this to myself everytime i realise i'm wrong about a popstar's album šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

Delicious

ayan artan's avatar

i really am just trying to keep up with you x

Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

You’re leagues ahead, angel.

Nur Imanina's avatar

can't wait for vol two!!!

Mag's avatar

the way i agree with pretty much everything on here

Call me by my name šŸ§šā€ā™€ļø's avatar

Your strongest article yet.

Dakota Kollar's avatar

Riz Ahmed has said a similar thing recently when he was releasing his Hamlet film. I’ve been trying to read his work more recently to try and make my own mind up about it (the way it’s taught in school makes it sound so snooty so I was repulsed by it). The olives thing too is something I’ve noticed I actually like now, specifically the kamlata ones—I think that’s what they’re called. Excellent takes all around!

ayan artan's avatar

my conspiracy theory is that the British elite have been co-opting the bard precisely to keep us from rebelling in the arts and claiming theatre for ourselves again. i'm so glad your dipping your toe in. it's so much fun!!

Dakota Kollar's avatar

That actually sounds pretty accurate—art can move people to feel so deeply & reorient grand ideas in such a digestible way. And thanks, I’m feeling like it’s feeling easier to be open to it with that frame shift.

KristinƩ's avatar

u just gave me so many thoughts with the la la land thing, now idk what to do with them

ayan artan's avatar

pray on damien chazelle's downfall. that's what i do anyway x

Joya Bhattacharya's avatar

a seat at the table. who does the table serve? making it as a minority is not proof of the system’s success.

I could write 10,000 essays about this but you summarized it in two sentences. Ain’t nothing sexier 😘

Also, hard agree on pretty much everything here. I’m in my thirties and I promise you, the flower really starts blooming here. You will not be disappointed.

Lowkey: ngl, larry fanfics scarred me a little 🤪 though not more than PLL. The idea that a grown-ass man could actually believe a 15yr old was his age is so pedo-coded 🤢

Hot take: admitting that fr, some of the best stories I’ve ever read in my life have been fanfics and to think these beautiful artists shared their art-babies with us freely… well, bless their souls 🄲

Dates are my olives; versatile little globs of glucose that taste divine sweet or salty, naughty or nice 😈 gimme.

Thanks for sharing šŸ’• I’d read a vol. 2 šŸ’Æ